but then again... i'm a mom. and that happens to mothers.
10 things i never thought i would say, but do almost everyday:
- please don't lay on top of the baby. you'll squish him.
- i know they are called "throw pillows" but they belong on the couch in a nice orderly fashion.
- you are in big trouble mister. now sit criss-cross-apple-sauce right there and face the wall.
- sure, you can pretend i'm a surfboard while i lie on the floor.
- leave the dog alone. if you don't, she'll bite you and i'm not going to feel sorry for you.
- once upon a time, there was a rabbit named louisa that had floppy ears and she tripped over them as she hopped. (my childhood pet's adventures have become the latest & greatest bedtime stories)
- wipe your own bottom. you have to learn someday.
- eat three more bites, without spitting them out and you can have a cookie.
- you want me to sing the theme song to hot wheels: battleforce five? ok...
- i love you to the moon and back. and back again. and back again. infinity times. infinity plus one. infinity plus a million. goodnight.
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